This is how I treat my plants. They die on me all the time.
Last night I dreamt that a distant relative of mine had past away and in her will she stated that she wanted me to have all her plants.
“Oh. ok. sure” I mumbled as a respond when my mother told me the news.
“Jenny, you must realize that these flowers have been in our family for several generations and some of them are over 300 years old, are you sure you can handle them?”
Then I woke up.