What my kids fight about

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Viola is 9 and a half and Frank just turned 5.
They sure know how to pick a fight.
Here are a few popular phrases that our kids use to start a fight. They work every single time.

 

Frank to Viola. “I´m stronger than you“. (Usually ends with Viola picking Frank up and carrying him into the bathroom and shutting the door)
Viola to Frank: “We are never going to listen to Gangnam Style again!” (nope not over it yet)
Frank to Viola: “I´m going to take your stuffed animal and hide it so you will never ever see it again”
Viola to Frank: “Tomorrow I´m going to sit in the front of the car on the way to school”
Viola (all dolled up with mascara and lipstick) to me: “No I don´t have to go wash my face ´cause I´m not wearing any makeup”
Viola to me or Jens ( 5 minutes past her bedtime) “I´m just waiting for my Sim to finish dinner so I can take her home, but it takes forever because her date keeps instagraming their food.  If I don´t get her back to the house tonight I won´t be able to save my progress. And tomorrow I don’t have any time to play Sims at all because of soccer practice. Please let me stay up a bit longer. It is not fair!”

If we, the parents are up for a fight, this is what we can say to either of the kids to get the party started:
Today you have to take a shower”.

And then there are also all the classics like fighting over the remote control (computer keyboard). Who will sit where at dinner time.  Who´s shirt is the most red. And who get´s to pick the music. And I just turned 35 and Jens is 40 in a few days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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January 09, 2015 at 12:01 PM

[…] What my kids fight about […]

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julka
January 09, 2015 at 07:01 PM

love this post, so funny :)

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Fiona
January 10, 2015 at 11:01 AM

Love this post and love your blog. Keep it up!

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Kicki
January 13, 2015 at 05:01 AM

Haha, duschen! Samma här!

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Sfora
January 20, 2015 at 02:01 PM

This is so warm and full of love, even when you are writing about fighting between your kids it’s pretty nice :)